Katie’s vocabulary and language has been a funny thing lately. So many of the words she used to mispronounce are gone. She can say yellow and Lisa properly, and she even uses a fork and knife instead of the f*kin’ knife she used to use.
Now, she tells Stagg, “Now THAT’S what I’m talking about, baby!” when he offers too much peanut butter for a sandwhich. And when she found out something happy about a sweet potato souffle, she gave an arm pump and announced, “Brown sugar ROCKS!” Sadly, “Whatever,” said with true teenager disdain is also popular. That one has recently been outlawed in the house. Further offenses will be charged with Easter candy.
Of course, there are still some words that are off, but sometimes they seem more right than the correct words. When heading to the beach, Katie still insists that we all put sunscream on so that we don’t get burnt. And if you ask her what plants need to grow, she’ll tell you that it is water and sunbright.
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