Both girls have been going to PSR (aka CCD, aka Sunday School) and have been learning about God. The well meaning teachers who have been explaining that God is Everywhere probably had some different comments in mind. What I’ve been hearing around the house includes:
I’m sitting on God.
God is sitting on me.
(after being told to stop picking her nose) God is in my nose and I’m getting Him out.
I’m pinching God.
God is in my poop. I poop God.
God is in my underpants.
I’m thinking that last one might come in handy during the teenage years. I’m inclined to encourage the idea that God is keeping track of things down there.
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